1. kaliforhnia:

    never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. 

    (via netflixz)

     

  2. blackfemalepresident:

    you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

    (via dutchster)

     

  3. chutzpadik:

    autistic ppl’s worth is not dependent on whether they can work an office job, or whether they have a mysterious skill in the maths or sciences, or whether they can pass as neurotypical in everyday life. not conforming to abled standards of being a Productive Member Of Society does not make your life and your achievements have any less value.

    (via officialjipersnoe)

     

  4. SPOOKY ASKS

    1. Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
    2. Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
    3. Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
    4. Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
    5. Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
    6. Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
    7. Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
    8. Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
    9. Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
    10. Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
    11. Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
    12. Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
    13. Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
    14. Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
    15. Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
    16. Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
    17. Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
     
  5. kingcheddarxvii:

    He waits, watching with envious eyes. You’ve only been working on this show for a few weeks, but you’ve seen him spend more time doing it than you’ve seen him ham it up in front of the camera. When you asked the line producer, she just told you to ignore it, that it’s just Guy’s thing, that it means nothing, do your job. But you’re beginning to think it’s more than a habit. There’s something dark down there, beneath those sunglasses. As you watch Guy stare into the food from afar you can’t help but feel that there’s something other than hunger in his heart. Is it lust? Is it… contempt? You suppose it doesn’t matter. Just a few more weeks and you’ll be out of this gig and on to another. But one day he makes eye contact with you as Greg gets shots of the customers. In that moment, he speaks to you. Not with words but with a dark, troubled aura. He presses a finger to his lips. You stay silent. He shifts his mournful gaze back to the food, and you follow suit. You stare at the food. It stares back.

    (Source: cultofhugs, via durbikins)

     
  6. sonicbandicoot:

    aaliyah1979-2001:

    valiantparadox:

    My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

    WHO DID THIS

    I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

    (via dutchster)

     
     
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  8. vicvondoombwhahaha:

    You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

    (Source: howdyhannaa, via dragonpie)

     

  9. follovved:

    blazekinn:

    follovved:

    i may be ugly and untalented

    but…?

    thats all

    (Source: straighthater, via netflixz)

     
  10. shitshilarious:

    shitshilarious:

    DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

    max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     

  11. r0wdyruff:

    help me, i am trapped

    in a haiku factory

    save me, before they

    (Source: litlpup, via tsarbucks)

     
  12. (Source: likalel, via krisjenwhore)

     

  13. baracknobama:

    only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

    (via netflixz)

     
  14. FEMALE FIGHT CLUB!

    (Source: fy-ellenpage, via wiigz)

     
  15. fuckyeah-nerdery:

    Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

    (Source: bewitchedportraits, via tinalikesbutts)