1. beccamakalapua:

    punkasslouis:

    punkasslouis:

    I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

    update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

    don’t you have clothes in your closet

    (Source: harrywantsababy, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  2. futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    How long does your ideal hug last

    38-45 minutes

    that’s really impractical

    u said ideal, not realistic

    (Source: felfs, via joshpeck)

     
  3. Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

    (Source: lol-post, via whoredinarygirl)

     
  4. not-my-j0y-division:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

    This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

    (via gnarly)

     
  5. trickstersgambit:

    22-07-2009:

    aimlessme:

    amoying:

    archaeology:

    Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

    i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

    Probably dead

    Probably

    There’s hope, apparently.

    (via dutchster)

     

  6. mostlygreenday:

    your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  7. realfriendly:

    I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

    (via officialjipersnoe)

     
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  9. rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    what do boxes breath

    boxygen

    image

    i stand corrected

    (via officialjipersnoe)

     

    1. I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
    2. Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
    3. class: *laughs*
    4. Him: No, really, I am.
    5. Class: *laughs again*
    6. Him: Why is that funny?
    7. Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
    8. Him: Well why not?
    9. Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
    10. Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
    11. Class: *laughs*
    12. Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
    13. Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
    14. Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
    15. Asshole: Because that's how it is.
    16. Him: Why?
    17. Asshole: That's their job.
    18. Him: Why?
    19. Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
    20. Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
    21. *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
    22. Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
    23. Class: *silence*
    24. Him: Now.. Louis XVI
     
  10. awwww-cute:

    I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

    (via dutchster)

     
  11. whatarewewatching13:

    Their friendship is perfection

    (via netflixz)

     
  12. bitchiel:

    justaddtommy:

    i think we’re out of ink

    have you tried turning it on and off again

    (via dragonpie)

     
  13. dutchster:

    i’m glad bo shares my thought on this

    (via dutchster)

     
  14. yungterra:

    laggylife:

    jesus fucking christ

    give me them titddies momther

    (via giggle)